'Go Lick the World' Launches New era of Interactive Current Affairs

It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's invitation to "go lick the world," a gaffe that left White House staff scrambling for damage control.

This inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play. This casual clicker cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with addictive gameplay.

The objective? Virtually lick the world as fast as possible (finger-licking recommended!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth, surrounded by a variety of objects. Tap the planet (land or sea) to score points and climb the leaderboards.

Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a nod to Starlink), F35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One (President Biden's plane). On Earth, you'll encounter humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco.

The game's quirky content changes daily. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add to the fun, including a "clown world" face, trucker hats, Uncle Sam and cowboy hats, eclipse glasses, and more (obtained via rewarded ads). A recent update even added a certain prominent figure's hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (meet LickGPT!), and get a blue profile tick.

Download Go Lick The World now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both political sides and Trump's iconic hair.